Jawaban:1. Do you want to watch the TV? I’ll switch it on if you do. → Ya ampun, ini mah basic grammar anak SMP. Kalau ini aja lo nanya, mending belajar alfabet dulu deh.2. What would you do if you were the President of the USA? → Gue aja bukan presiden udah bisa ngatur hidup gue, lo baru disuruh mikir skenario aja udah ngos-ngosan.3. If she has time, she'll phone me this evening. → Itu aja rumusnya lo nggak ngerti? Lo pikir “if” cuma kata sambung lucu-lucuan?4. If I were you, I'd go to the doctor. → Jujur, kalau gue jadi lo, gue ke dokter bukan buat sakit fisik, tapi buat ngecek IQ masih di angka wajar atau udah di bawah titik beku.5. Would you buy a new car if you could afford one? → Pertanyaan kocak. Lo beli motor aja belum tentu sanggup, ngomongin mobil.6. We'll have a picnic tomorrow if the weather is fine. → Santai, dengan keberuntungan lo, kemungkinan cuaca bagus itu sama kayak kemungkinan lo menang olimpiade fisika, nol koma sekian persen.